
Here’s a five-album guide to music that I feel is absolutely essential for everybody to listen to at least once. Doesn’t matter if you like rock, pop or rap. These five albums are what I deem to be extremely unique and what I consider to be five of the best rock(ish) albums of the past decade. Give them each a listen and I guarantee that by the end, you’ll know what I mean when I say that these are five albums that each and every person needs to know about.
Arcade Fire - Funeral (2004)

Why: Emotion. People are emotional. The thing is, though, that emotions are usually only evoked when a certain event happens. There is another (less natural, yet more natural in many ways) way to feel emotion. No, you don’t need to chop onions to make you cry, but rather, just listen to some Arcade Fire, particularly their album Funeral. It’s hardcore, it’s sweet, it’s loud, it’s pretty dang beautiful. The absolute clear-cut definition of what indie rock really is.
Beach House - Teen Dream (2010)

Why: There’s all sorts of music for all sorts of situations and predicaments, right? Right. Driving on the freeway, biking downtown, cleaning the apartment, etc. Well, here’s the one that can be listened to anywhere, anytime, whenever, wherever. Beach House’s dreamy anthems are, simply put, instant delights. No matter what you’re up to, they’re a hit. It’s more than that, though. Teen Dream is an album that pretty much hasn’t been done before. It’s relaxing, sexy, motivating and spiritual all in one.
Metric - Old World Underground, Where Are You Now? (2003)

Why: Metric does it all. Whether Emily Haines is screaming her guts out or whispering, she always gets her message across. In their songs you don’t only hear what they’re trying to say through their (mesmerizingly awing) music, you hear it loud and clear through her words. That makes sense though, right? Wrong. Nowadays, it’s definitely hard to find an artist that when you look at their lyrics, you aren’t compelled to think, “Oh, those are the label’s words right there.” Metric music’s has an beautified honesty to it; one that is far too infrequent in today’s music. “Tonight your ghost will ask my ghost: ‘Where is the love?’ Tonight your ghost will ask my ghost: ‘Who put these bodies between us?’”
Owen Pallett - Heartland (2010)

Why: What’s curious about Owen Pallett is his ability to have his music sound delicate and simple on the outside, but upon closer inspection, is gorgeously intricate. Heartland is (according to Pallett) a one-sided dialogue between a farmer named Lewis towards his creator, Owen. Heartland’s songs could be interpreted as symphonic pieces, a soundtrack to a racing video game or even an exercise playlist. No, the album isn’t all over the place, nor is it perfectly docile either. It’s whatever you want it to be.
Sufjan Stevens - Illinois (2005)

Why: This.
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Metric launched their new album Fantasies properly last night at the ModClub in Toronto.
After a few exclusive shows and appearances over the last few weeks the band performed a blistering set at the venue that hosted 4 sold out Metric shows several years ago.
The band was obviously thrilled to be playing to a room of superfans that scored tickets through a quick pre-sale or won them off the radio. Fans were immediately jumping around and totally into the new songs.
Emily struggled with her keyboards and drew reference to the fact that they had a tumultuous relationship with the venue.
It only took a few minutes for the problem to be resolved and the band was back up and playing for a solid hour and a half.
The bands new album Fantasies is a fine return to form of catchy post modern pop music that touches on themes of apathy, alienation, and fame.
To quote Emily….Who’d you rather be:
The Beatles or the Rolling Stones….. Or The Beach Boys or The Who?
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I’m back with some fresh new videos for your face.
If u seek Amy! Britney’s got another controversial HIT song on her hands. But before you go looking for Amy, I challenge you to find Brit Brit’s nipples first. Holy gravity Batman!
While I’ve got you thinking about Britney I may as well pass this gem on to you. A Static Lullaby have covered her hit “Toxic” and it doesn’t totally suck. It just sucks a bit. Wait for the screamo dude that looks like he overdosed on flinstone tablets as a kid. No wait, I’m the kid that overdosed on flinstone tablets as a kid. Just wait for it…
On a more positive note. Got videos by two bands that both front hot lead singers. The Yeah Yeah Yeahs highly anticipated new album It’s Blitz! first single “Zero”. And for your rare dose of cancon (that’s short for ‘canadian content’ all you crazy 11-year-olds out there) Metric’s “Gimme Sympathy”, which is their first single off Fantasies.
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